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shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)


mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

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*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

the Enteledont

the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…

mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

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*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

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the Enteledont

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the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

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and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

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… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…


tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]


jakethesnizzake:

violent-lullaby:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

jakethesnizzake

Gold


07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show


vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed


ultrafacts:

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